PMS is Eroding my Esophagus

I can't find the words today to describe my PMS, so I'm going to provide you with a few illustrative pictures and videos.

PMS

Heartburn

Angry

Frustrated

Yeah, I'm getting PMS for my next period, and my last one hasn't even ended. By tomorrow evening, the PMS forecast predicts Maleficent-level storming, with freezing temperatures overnight. Make sure to winterize your car in preparation for the Cruella Crazies expected for Friday, and we're up for a change on Saturday with a Paris Hilton heat wave—so watch out for your standard evil glare.