The mascara in the most recent Clinique Bonus gift comes off way to easily when I hormone-cry. Also, the sunscreen smells too sunscreeny. What I really want out of life is to have free things be awesome all the time. And to not get sun damage. Ever.
Tim is telling me this blog post is over, and I'm thinking he's right. After I have three more grumblecakes and a whinesicle.